It s a slippery slope from cat lover to feline fanatic, but being a Cat Lady isn t all bad. You re never lonely, always needed, and how could anyone say no to all those pretty kitties in need of a home?
Step1
Adopt a needy kitty or two from an animal shelter, or invite in some strays.
Step2
Allow the kitties free reign over your home, but keep them inside only, with little separate dishes lined along the kitchen counters.
Step3
Take in every cat that shows up at your door, but don t bother to get them spayed or neutered. Have a "the more the merrier" attitude, and name them all from the Old Testament.
Step4
Increase the number of kitty litter boxes in your house. Have one in every room so they need to be changed less often.
Step5
Close all the windows in the house to retain that sweet feline smell.
Step6
Decrease the population of adult cats at the animal shelter by adopting a few more.
Step7
Sleep with all your cats in your bedroom.
Step8
Mew softly to yourself as you putter back and forth to the store for cat food. Eschew all human contact.
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